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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v115? (I will fight you)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 90 seconds

If for no other reason - one must go to Fred's to listen to Will Rogers be misquoted and, oh I guess the stiffest drink in the greater 94043! Thats right - Fred's challenges anyone in Mountain View to find me a deeper pour than the glass magic of the Mad Finn! www.fredsplace.tv
Man vs. Meat! Man vs. Meat!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 104 seconds

The Man from Jersey takes a crack at a 24 inch Philly Cheesesteak. He failed but raised $3915 for charity. He is a giver.
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v83? (Roman Orgy)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 82 seconds

Sparky talks. People listen. They have to because he is sitting next to them. He waxes eloquently on a range of subjects. I imagine this is what it was like to sit at Aristotle's feet - except Sparky smells worse.
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v114? (Africa vs Me)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 100 seconds

Sparky lays out his theory that Africans live better than him. Comme ci, Comme ca? Silicone Valley? Just genius!
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v229? Greatest Living American
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 162 seconds

Sparky is scared. Scared about speed, about digital convergence and what they are saying about him in Iraq on the 6 o'clock news. John P Public Rocks!
Not to be confused - Sparky also is John Q Public
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=MgFFix tLaLU&NR=1
LIVE: Obama in Berlin Commentary: Sparky\ LIVE: Obama in Berlin Commentary: Sparky's View! WFDTS v222?
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 136 seconds

Mark Edwin Lawrence drops truth! Sparky has his views on Obama and on a string of of other completely unrelated subjects. Yes, despite Obama giving the first global president speech -- and eloquently describing the fate of humanity in 2008...Sparky takes the contrarian path! What are you going to do about it? Quiet Democratic Republicans! Usumptuos! Sheer genius
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v167? Slingin' Rock!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 122 seconds

Note how Sparky's hands shake (with his long lady like fingernails) as he realizes how much @#$&#&$#& he can buy. Sparky grew a beard over the course of the last 30 days. He won some money - he claims he is getting his tooth fixed. Ha! Additionally - he threatens to run for President. Empty promises are meaningless Mark. Wilson Sonsini
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v148? (Boston Pete)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 119 seconds

*Jennifer Love Hewitt* owes Sparky money. And Jordana Brewster is gorgeous but is not from the Mayflower. Lastly, Boston Pete Rules! DNA Hunters of the World - Unite. Big Shout out to MissPiggyAteMyPants!
What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky 116? (Migration In)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 116 seconds

Rare footage of the Saturday cross parking lot migration of the North American Great White drunk (imbiber gros americanus). See as he is captured shapeshifting! John Q Public to Mark Edwin Lawrence to Sparky! Butterfly to Larva to chrysalis...right before our eyes! Also added bonus - Will Rogers misquote thrown in for free! (Also: the ATF should be notified about his massive weapons cache)